Class Pervert

 In my class there's a variety of different people: the Friendlys (because as far as my experiences go, Canada is so nice there's only kids with more friends rather than popular kids),the Smart Ones and so on. But there is one kind that you never want in your class.....the class PERVERT. 

 I, unfortunately have one in my class though thankfully he's only targeted me once. Still, it was pretty gross. This guy, let's call him Sneeze (since I just sneezed. Yes,highly unoriginal), has bad rumours circling around him. And I know for a fact that they're true. He's grabbed one girls bottom several times and tried to touch other girls chests too. 

 Um, ew. Did I mention I sit diagonally across from him? The girl he sits next to is my friend and I've seen him lean in and secretly stare at my friends chest. Gross. All I can say is I'm glad we're changing seats soonbecause I want to be faaaaaaar away from this guy! Unfortunately my school is a loop school so he'll be in my class next year. 

 I'm fine with Friendlys,Smart Ones and so on but NOT Class Perverts! 

Vocaloid!

 Hello! I'm here to talk about....VOCALOID!! Wait, what's Vocaloid? Easy. It's a voice synthesizing project that allows users to make songs. There's different voices with names. My favourite are Luka and Kaito. These characters don't have actual canon personalities as the creators thought it'd limit the creativity (I can see the reason in that) but fans like to make up their own. The typical ones are listed below:

Kaito- ice cream addict, a bit too....ummmm, nice? Soft? Weak?

Meiko- drunk violent motherly type. Sake addict.

Miku- energetic and...how do I say this? Two sprinkles short of a cupcake.

Rin- the mischievous Kagamine twin. Orange addict.

Len- the softer Kagamine twin.Banana addict. 

Gakupo- pervert,eccentric- you know the type. Eggplant addict.

Luka- one word: tsundere. But violent too. Tuna addict.

 There's others but I'm kinda too lazy to type it all in. 

Eyes

 My left eye is swollen. Yesterday when I woke up, my eye started hurting. Then last night it started swelling. When I woke up this morning, my eye was almost swollen shut. It was puffy and red and all around blegh. The doctor says it's probably just a big bite or something, nothing serious which is good. I have an ointment to make sure it doesn't get infected. 

I drew this while waiting for my turn at the clinic.

I'm Stalking You

 Yesterday was really a lot of fun. I have a close friend named Selina and she likes to collect funny pick up lines that you can use to joke around. There's this guy both Selina and I know (I'm more acquainted with him though) named Grayson. Another friend and I nicknamed him Grumpy Cat because of his easily-peeved personality. It's always hilarious to watch him because he does the funniest things. Like swiping his hand under his nose then staring at his hand in disgust.

 Well anyways, Selina and I decided on plan called...Operation Oprah (everyone loves Oprah) 

The plan was to get Grayson to spill the names of one of his crushes. That's right: not crush but crushes. That guy is a P-L-A-Y-E-R player! Not really. The funny part of all this was the pickup line Selina pulled at the end.

"Do you live in a cornfield because I'm stalking you!"

Now Grayson keeps asking me to get Selina to stop stalking him. My reply is that she's a crazy cat lady who doesn't know the word stop.

 Life is always more fun when you have crazy cat ladies around.

Dances

I met someone at the dance. It was stuffy and I had the brilliant idea to go outside on the swings (unfortunately I wasn't the only one who thought if it) then I met a possible stalker.

~my first in-motion picture

Dances are okay for me....unless if you get to annoy people. Then it's SUPER fun. One guy who I knew decided to come in all black clothing and white underwear on the OUTSIDE. It was a glow dance so you had to wear white or neon.

~my BFFAEL and I

Not much people came though...I did a newspaper article about it so if I write it right then maybe more kids will come. I feel sad for the person who put it together because the dance floor was hardly crowded. 

Look out for the newspaper article at thewestcoastwolves.webs.com

Read my article, ne?

Birthday

It's almost my birthday and it's highly probable that only my family will be there. Which means no presents since my mom already bought me some new sneakers and my dad a suscribation to a magizine I like. One of my friend can't come and another isn't replying to my messages. The one person who can may be sick. 

But I'm not sad. A lot of fun things are already happening near my birthday. Like yesterday I went on a band field trip and had a funny conversation with my friends boyfriend.

Me: *jumps on bench* Taller then you! 

Neo (the boyfriend): *shoves*

Me: *falls*

Me: MAKA CHOP!

Neo: NICOLE CHOP

Me: Hey, I'm Nicole!

Neo: No, I'm Nicoleyou're Neo

Me: Graceeeeeeeee

Grace (the girlfriend): What?

Neo: No, she's Nicole

Me: I thought you were Nicole

Neo: Everyone is Nicole except you. You're Neo. 

The Girl Code For Guys

Okay, let me just say that I'm not your typical middle school girl. I don't go to dances to have fun, I go to them to annoy others and ruin THEIR fun. I don't care about clothing or makeup, I only dress nicely so I don't seem like a slob (ahem, Maria). So this girl code probably only applies to me and my Besties. Let's call it the Freak's Girl Code. Who cares if I'm a freak? At least I'm something.

The "LOL" Guy

This isn't the funny dude in math class who jokes around 24/7. This is the guy who has messed up SO BADLY that he still appears in conversations at sleepover parties years later. My friends and I have one and the reminder of this guy makes us laugh so hard.

The "Girlfriend's Boyfriend" Guy

He's your friends boyfriend but that just means you can poke fun at him. Of course, your friend doesn't actually know that (and neither does her boyfriend) but that's the point. Nothing like secret gossip (I'm sounding like a game show host right now). 

The "Grumpy Cat" Guy

No pictures of him, EVER, or he'll freak. This is the kind of guy who's grumpy 24/7 (seven-eleven. Okay, THAT was random but whatever) but somehow ends up with the most outgoing guy in your grade.... It's fun to annoy him because if his reactions.

The "Creepy-Weird" Guy

There are different levels of weird. There's the endearing weird where really, it's just most "daring" then "weird", the "mediocore" weird (less daring, more daring-stalker) and then there's "creepy" weird where it's outright stalking. And choking. Yes, this creepy weird guy actually choked me. Well, if I'm going to suicide at least I know strangulation isn't an option...?

The "Can't Get A Grip" Guy

You can never tell what he's thinking....one minute he's the sweetest person you've ever met and the next he's the grumpiest. Maybe moody would've been a better title.

The "Okay, I Actually Like Him" Guy

A.K.A. the Crush. Need I say anymore? 

The "Pervert" Guy

Makes a pass at every attractive girl. I have a friend who was a victim. She said he grabbed her butt I asked her really because I knew him and he seemed like an average guy. Guess not.

The "Hypocrite" Guy

You know the one. It's the one person who tries to go against the tide...and utterly fails. Everyone wants to buy Kapow pops? He goes on the swings. Teacher leaves? Trust him to try to substitute. Some days he's less daring and more hypocritical. Especially when he's also talking it up.

The "Boyfriend" Guy

He's your friends boyfriend and the guy who sits behind you in homeroom. Personally he's okay if a little messed up but you definitely thought your friend was lesbian until she started dating him. Definitely.

The "Gay But Not" Guy

This is a more personal thing. See the guy description above? Yup, these two are one dude. Let's call this guy Ethan. Ethan used to sit behind me in homeroom and he claims that his desk buddy (who's male) likes to sniff him. And Ethan claims that he likes it. Sometimes I wonder how my friend even got attracted to him in the first place...

Well, I hoped you liked this post. If you don't....well, can't blame you for having your own opinion. Carpe diem and seize the cake.

Soul Eater

So I'm reading Soul Eater now and.....I love it. The art is amazing,the battle scenes set out perfectly, the plot twisting and the characters vibrant. I ESPECIALLY like the art.

 The character development is extremely interesting and the concept too.

Some people complain that it takes too long for that plot to get exciting but I find it fine. Once it devolps it goes at what I deem a perfect pace. TOTALLY RECCOMMEND THIS MANGA/ANIME. The manga's funnier but the anime is pretty good too.

SUMMARY

 

Maka is a scythe technician, working to perfect her living scythe and partner, Soul Eater. By feeding on the souls of 99 humans and one witch, Soul Eater aspires to become the perfect weapon–the Death Scythe! Along the way, the two will face innumerable challenges, including an amorous cat, thieves, and even a teacher turned zombie. It will be a wonder if Maka can even survive, much less turn Soul into a Death Scythe...

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Heartbreak (I Posted It So People Can Relate)

 A friend of mine just texted me.....her best friend is going out with the guy she likes. Personally I feel like we're too young to date but she sounded really sad. So naturally I treated her to virtual icecream and told her she'd find the right guy someday. Poor her, let's call her Gwen.

The Story Of Gwen

Gwen has liked this guy for around a year or so and it's really sad since she thought she had a chance with him. Of course Gwen never actually told anyone but me her crush so she can't exactly blame her bestfriend. What's really sweet is that Gwen doesn't want to ruin it since her bestfriend confessed that she also really liked him.

Procrastination,Tradition And Hair-dos

The Do

 My mom did my hair for me and chose my outfits up till fourth grade. So from then on I'd wear my hair up in a pony tail (it's the only thing I can do) and wore a mixture of clothing all depending on my mood. I've never been a big jewelry type of girl but it was my grandparents favourite thing to give to me so I just piled up pearls and jewels in a jewelry box.

 But now that I'm in middle school I decided to change my look. Nothing big, ya know but just less "Life-is-too-boring-to-care-about-clothing" and "okay-two-minutes-I'm-done-choosing-my-outfit" to "I-will-put-some-effort-in-but-otherwise-I-won't-be-bothered" and"necklace-pretty-shirt-done". I'm also wearing my hair down. All I can say is that it takes up more time then I'd like but before I hit the study-craze I'd like to at least say that I didn't entirely live in a uniform of hoodies,jeans and my faithful Nikes.

~me with my hair down...I have no qualms about selfies so if you see me feel free to say hi.

The Procrastinating 

 1. Watch tv while you're doing homework

2. One page homework, one page manga

3. After you accomplish something, take a chocolate break

4. Ten minutes work, ten minute break

5. Listen to music

6. FaceTime your friend AND work at the same time

7. Remember, willpower is everything

8. I'm running out if ideas...

9. I just realized I have something important to do

10. Bye

Instagram

 I haven't blogged in like, forever.

You might not know this but I have more social media accounts then TV strippers have sparkles. The thing is, usually I drop these after a while as soon as I find the next craze. I used to love my tumble account....until I got Instagram. 

 Unlike tumblr all my friends are in there and even though I still prefer tumblr...I dunno. I have blogger anyways. I'm just a moody gal who has more faces then the moon. 

Instagram username: loveproseforyou

I'm like a mix if those crush accounts,anime accounts and random stuff accounts. 

I Hope When I Die You'll Lower Me Down In My Grave So I Can Be Let Down Again

 I. Was. Let. Down.

How was I let down? Well, to tell you that I'd have to go from the start. Hey, for fun let's even make this into a story.

DISCLAIMER: ALL NAMES ARE MADE UP, EVEN MY OWN. IN THIS SHORT PROSE I WILL BE KNOWN AS NICOLETTA. ALSO, I HAVE TERRIBLE MEMORY SO PARTS OF THIS WILL BE FABRICATED.

If I Die Please Lower Me Gently Into The Grave So I Can Say That You Let Me Down Again

A short story by: Nicole D Zhang 

 "Oh my what the what, there is no school dance?!" I cried out on disbelief. Okay, so what about everyone spreading the news of a school Valentine's Day dance faster then workerbees? I mean, hello. Shawn had asked Lucia to the dance and right after Lucia's break up with Evan.

 "Yes, the school hasn't planned any dances during February. Although there will be a dance in April, maybe you and Eleana can attend that one, Nicoletta." added Mrs. Laddie, my homeroom teacher, added as though the fact that there was another dance was only just pushed to the front of her mind. I couldn't blame her, as a teacher there must be way too much grades,homework assignments and trouble students stacked nicely in the teetering-tottering shelves of her mind.

 

 "Maybe the dance is at the Baskerville Event Centre, I'm not a hundred percent sure but I think so." Luke, one of the trouble (though he was less trouble and more talk) students Mrs. Laddie usually looked out for piped up.

 "Yeah, I'll take a look." I stumbled my way to the door, peeking out behind my stack of binders, pencil box and my glasses case perched at the very tippy-top. At 5'6 I was the tallest in my class but I still found it hard to balance my things to my locker and see at the same time.

 My best friend, Eleana, was strangely sick today which had put me in a not-so-good mood. She certainly didn't seem sick yesterday and besides, we had planned a prank to pull on a fellow classmate and now that she was gone I couldn't do it. Laughing alone was so not an option. And not to mention it'd meant I'd have to ooVoo her the details on the dance. I was a lazy procrastinator and that meant I very much preferred to tell Eleana about the dance face-to-face.

 I was looking forward to the dance but in the way you'd expect. Nope, I didn't have a date nor did I hope to snag a dance with anyway special. The whole reason why was that Eleana and I had made up a list of crazy and annoying things to do at the dance that we'd both been looking forward to. No dance meant no annoying people; annoying my peers was my favourite pastime. 

 Never mind,I thought,I guess I can find some time to ooVoo El after dinner.

__________________________________________________________________________________

shippergirl: Hey El, no school dance.

innocenteleanaworlder: What??!! You sure about that, Nick?

shippergirl: Well, it's a school dance and so far Mrs. Laddie says there's none. There's one in April though.

innocenteleanaworlder: There has got to be SOME dance cause I so need to annoy people.

shippergirl: Totally, that list was amazing and I am NOT letting it go to waste.

innocenteleanaworlder: Agreed. 

shippergirl: Luke said it might be at BEC, 10 min to look for it?

innocenteleanaworlder: Yup. See ya.

shippergirl: See ya.

_________________________________________________________________________________

I stretched my arms,"Ugh, finally!".

After a few keywords I'd found the dance and it WAS at BEC from 7:00-10:00 PM. My mom had said I could go so now I just had to tell El.

shippergirl: The dance is at BEC from 7:00-10:00

 A few minutes passed and then a gray bubble with three black circles popped up telling me that El was writing her reply.

innocenteleanaworlder: Cool! Gtg, bye.

shippergirl: Bye!

 I practically couldn't wait- just thinking of the reactions El and I would get at the dance made me smile. This was what I loved about being El's BFF, the thrill I got when I made a complete and utter fool of myself because hey, I was loving it and that was all that mattered. 

 Best. Day. Ever.

END

 Turns out "El" was told to play the piano for two hours yesterday. She came home and started playing the piano one hour before the dance. All I can say is that I had skittles, it's Friday the 13, I jinxed my luck earlier- now who said bad luck wasn't real? Below is the link to my list of fun and annoying things to do at the dance.

http://ohwhoisshe.tumblr.com/post/110472776797/crazy-things-to-do-at-a-dance-try-them-today

To cheer my up I'm going on 

1. An angry knitting session.

2. An intense music progression.

3. A Pandora Hearts marathon.

4. A Valentine's-Day-Candy binge (it's a mystery how I'm not obese despite allthe chocolate I eat).

5. A mini destroying phase.

And of course some FOHEVAH ALONE AND PROUD OF IT posts. Until next time!

Witch Craft

  I was clicking around on the internet when I found a blog dedicated to spells and witchcraft. It looked like fun so I thought,"hey, let's check this out!." The blog had lots of what it claimed to be true stories on real spells that worked. So I clicked on one of the links. And found a whole bunch of spells winking up at me....with process that ranged from 125.00 to 300.00. So I did what any sane and curious person would do- look for spells you could do on your own.

  I found a neat site and all though I'm still skeptical about wether it all works or not. But you know what? It's FUN. So if you're feeling bored or your kids want a magic themed birthday party just head on over to this site:http://magic-spells-and-potions.com

~My juju doll

  Don't let the thought "that's all crazy talk!" stop YPU from trying out a little bit of harmless beauty spells. You never know, one day you may wake up,look in a mirror and scream "OMB, MY FACE IS BLEMISH FREE!!". Though I still have a long time to wait for that...(´Д` )

What Annoys And Confuses Me

The Practicing Game Always Ends Up With Slacking Off Winning- Who Said The Good Guys Always Win?

  Have you ever tree and practiced oh so hard at something and when the time comes you find yourself doing it again- slacking off. Yet even though you painstakingly checked and double-checked and hey, you even got your MOM to check it not to mention you decided to throw your bossy little sister into the mix but it's when you put it into the oven that it just. Goes. Flat.

  This seems to happen to me all the time in ballet. I try so freaking hard at all those jetes and pirouettes,transfer of weight, grand allegro, all that painting toes and weight-over-toes junk but when I'm in front of the mirror and my peers are watching I see myself with flat feet and a crooked hip. It's kinda depressing, ya know?

  Whenever I do public speaking, some kids just get stage fright but me? Nope. I'm just like WHAM with all that clear,loud voice and open body language. I'm just where I am and doing what I do best. 

  My teacher says I have to get it in my head so I guess I can say my problem is that I got slacking off in my head. (-.-) That's what I get for being such a procrastinator, I guess.

So Ya Telling Me To Edit My Soul. Geez, What A Great Idea

  I'm getting tired of people telling me "It's a blog, everyone will see it; edit it!". People, my blog is where I don't plan anything out at all. All I do is sit down on my bed and type on my iPad keyboard. That's it. If you're telling me to edit my posts it's basically telling me to edit my very soul because that's what these posts are: parts of my soul. In my opinion if you do something without second thought or any second guessing then it's your first intention and your real one. Life is a b*tch (I don't swear this much, I swear. See the pun I made?) so if it's easy the yer doing it the wrong way. 

  Check which the world is going. Then ignore it and walk at your own pace.

 When I Am Told That I Am Rude

 I've heard lots of nasty things in my short lifetime. These phrases include comments like: "Yoyre Chinese so you must eat dogs!" and "Ew, that's weird,gross and pathetic.". Oh, let's not forget the one comment that spurred this whole thing, the "You're rude" one.

 So just because I speak my mind and go with the flow (scroll to the bottom to see a funny meme of this phrase) I'm suddenly rude. Geez, thanks a lot ya hypocrite. It's not like tellbg me that I'm rude isn't being rude yourself. I don't get easily offended (I've once been told that my laugh sounds like a reindeer gurgling a crocodile and even though I'm really self conscious about my laugh I just found that statement hilarious and laughed) I hate,hate hate it when people are acting like hypocrites. It's like saying you want eat a pie then eating it. Fun.

Go With The Flow

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The Muesem

Y  My sister has been waiting to go to this muesem since second grade. So of course she was SUPER excited to get a chance to visit.

I don't say awesome that much but that was exactly what the muesem was. It was splendirificentic (splendid,magnificent and terrific). 

^ Here's the first piece of art I saw. Apparently it's made from blowing and pouring glass at the same time.

Oooooooh, balls.....I wonder how they blew glass into the shape of a ball.

It's the glass garden

So colossal....

This one is my favourite

Seattle Trip!

  So I'm going to Seattle and missing the Chinese Exam, yeah! But right now I'm mourning over my yummy vanilla milkshake. It sacrificed itself so that I can be content.....how noble. (T0T)/* The good thing was that it was very creamy and scrumptious?

Right now we're headed to the hotel. When I asked my mom if it'd be a long ride she replied:

"Not really."

So I was thinking twenty minutes Max until she said:

"Just an hour."

I dunno 'bout you wonderful people but to me that's looooooong. And unfortunately this car doesn't come with Wi-Fi so I can't read any manga. :(

 Speaking if which, I'm reading Pandora Hearts and I'm all:

I'm seeing Red Babies which is really weird. Apparently the attack by seeing your memories.

But the plot and concept is actually pretty good. I like the scanalation team too, Manga Abyss. They do a good job. Though sometimes I don't really get what they're saying.... Not to mention the art and characters are so lively!

Poor Gilbert!

Alice VS Gilbert....I'm rooting for the eye-candy, Gilbert Nightray.

Gilbert is my all time fave character. I like his hat the best. Makes me think that he's the Mad Hatter.