Class Pervert

 In my class there's a variety of different people: the Friendlys (because as far as my experiences go, Canada is so nice there's only kids with more friends rather than popular kids),the Smart Ones and so on. But there is one kind that you never want in your class.....the class PERVERT. 

 I, unfortunately have one in my class though thankfully he's only targeted me once. Still, it was pretty gross. This guy, let's call him Sneeze (since I just sneezed. Yes,highly unoriginal), has bad rumours circling around him. And I know for a fact that they're true. He's grabbed one girls bottom several times and tried to touch other girls chests too. 

 Um, ew. Did I mention I sit diagonally across from him? The girl he sits next to is my friend and I've seen him lean in and secretly stare at my friends chest. Gross. All I can say is I'm glad we're changing seats soonbecause I want to be faaaaaaar away from this guy! Unfortunately my school is a loop school so he'll be in my class next year. 

 I'm fine with Friendlys,Smart Ones and so on but NOT Class Perverts! 

Vocaloid!

 Hello! I'm here to talk about....VOCALOID!! Wait, what's Vocaloid? Easy. It's a voice synthesizing project that allows users to make songs. There's different voices with names. My favourite are Luka and Kaito. These characters don't have actual canon personalities as the creators thought it'd limit the creativity (I can see the reason in that) but fans like to make up their own. The typical ones are listed below:

Kaito- ice cream addict, a bit too....ummmm, nice? Soft? Weak?

Meiko- drunk violent motherly type. Sake addict.

Miku- energetic and...how do I say this? Two sprinkles short of a cupcake.

Rin- the mischievous Kagamine twin. Orange addict.

Len- the softer Kagamine twin.Banana addict. 

Gakupo- pervert,eccentric- you know the type. Eggplant addict.

Luka- one word: tsundere. But violent too. Tuna addict.

 There's others but I'm kinda too lazy to type it all in. 

Eyes

 My left eye is swollen. Yesterday when I woke up, my eye started hurting. Then last night it started swelling. When I woke up this morning, my eye was almost swollen shut. It was puffy and red and all around blegh. The doctor says it's probably just a big bite or something, nothing serious which is good. I have an ointment to make sure it doesn't get infected. 

I drew this while waiting for my turn at the clinic.

I'm Stalking You

 Yesterday was really a lot of fun. I have a close friend named Selina and she likes to collect funny pick up lines that you can use to joke around. There's this guy both Selina and I know (I'm more acquainted with him though) named Grayson. Another friend and I nicknamed him Grumpy Cat because of his easily-peeved personality. It's always hilarious to watch him because he does the funniest things. Like swiping his hand under his nose then staring at his hand in disgust.

 Well anyways, Selina and I decided on plan called...Operation Oprah (everyone loves Oprah) 

The plan was to get Grayson to spill the names of one of his crushes. That's right: not crush but crushes. That guy is a P-L-A-Y-E-R player! Not really. The funny part of all this was the pickup line Selina pulled at the end.

"Do you live in a cornfield because I'm stalking you!"

Now Grayson keeps asking me to get Selina to stop stalking him. My reply is that she's a crazy cat lady who doesn't know the word stop.

 Life is always more fun when you have crazy cat ladies around.

Dances

I met someone at the dance. It was stuffy and I had the brilliant idea to go outside on the swings (unfortunately I wasn't the only one who thought if it) then I met a possible stalker.

~my first in-motion picture

Dances are okay for me....unless if you get to annoy people. Then it's SUPER fun. One guy who I knew decided to come in all black clothing and white underwear on the OUTSIDE. It was a glow dance so you had to wear white or neon.

~my BFFAEL and I

Not much people came though...I did a newspaper article about it so if I write it right then maybe more kids will come. I feel sad for the person who put it together because the dance floor was hardly crowded. 

Look out for the newspaper article at thewestcoastwolves.webs.com

Read my article, ne?

Birthday

It's almost my birthday and it's highly probable that only my family will be there. Which means no presents since my mom already bought me some new sneakers and my dad a suscribation to a magizine I like. One of my friend can't come and another isn't replying to my messages. The one person who can may be sick. 

But I'm not sad. A lot of fun things are already happening near my birthday. Like yesterday I went on a band field trip and had a funny conversation with my friends boyfriend.

Me: *jumps on bench* Taller then you! 

Neo (the boyfriend): *shoves*

Me: *falls*

Me: MAKA CHOP!

Neo: NICOLE CHOP

Me: Hey, I'm Nicole!

Neo: No, I'm Nicoleyou're Neo

Me: Graceeeeeeeee

Grace (the girlfriend): What?

Neo: No, she's Nicole

Me: I thought you were Nicole

Neo: Everyone is Nicole except you. You're Neo. 

The Girl Code For Guys

Okay, let me just say that I'm not your typical middle school girl. I don't go to dances to have fun, I go to them to annoy others and ruin THEIR fun. I don't care about clothing or makeup, I only dress nicely so I don't seem like a slob (ahem, Maria). So this girl code probably only applies to me and my Besties. Let's call it the Freak's Girl Code. Who cares if I'm a freak? At least I'm something.

The "LOL" Guy

This isn't the funny dude in math class who jokes around 24/7. This is the guy who has messed up SO BADLY that he still appears in conversations at sleepover parties years later. My friends and I have one and the reminder of this guy makes us laugh so hard.

The "Girlfriend's Boyfriend" Guy

He's your friends boyfriend but that just means you can poke fun at him. Of course, your friend doesn't actually know that (and neither does her boyfriend) but that's the point. Nothing like secret gossip (I'm sounding like a game show host right now). 

The "Grumpy Cat" Guy

No pictures of him, EVER, or he'll freak. This is the kind of guy who's grumpy 24/7 (seven-eleven. Okay, THAT was random but whatever) but somehow ends up with the most outgoing guy in your grade.... It's fun to annoy him because if his reactions.

The "Creepy-Weird" Guy

There are different levels of weird. There's the endearing weird where really, it's just most "daring" then "weird", the "mediocore" weird (less daring, more daring-stalker) and then there's "creepy" weird where it's outright stalking. And choking. Yes, this creepy weird guy actually choked me. Well, if I'm going to suicide at least I know strangulation isn't an option...?

The "Can't Get A Grip" Guy

You can never tell what he's thinking....one minute he's the sweetest person you've ever met and the next he's the grumpiest. Maybe moody would've been a better title.

The "Okay, I Actually Like Him" Guy

A.K.A. the Crush. Need I say anymore? 

The "Pervert" Guy

Makes a pass at every attractive girl. I have a friend who was a victim. She said he grabbed her butt I asked her really because I knew him and he seemed like an average guy. Guess not.

The "Hypocrite" Guy

You know the one. It's the one person who tries to go against the tide...and utterly fails. Everyone wants to buy Kapow pops? He goes on the swings. Teacher leaves? Trust him to try to substitute. Some days he's less daring and more hypocritical. Especially when he's also talking it up.

The "Boyfriend" Guy

He's your friends boyfriend and the guy who sits behind you in homeroom. Personally he's okay if a little messed up but you definitely thought your friend was lesbian until she started dating him. Definitely.

The "Gay But Not" Guy

This is a more personal thing. See the guy description above? Yup, these two are one dude. Let's call this guy Ethan. Ethan used to sit behind me in homeroom and he claims that his desk buddy (who's male) likes to sniff him. And Ethan claims that he likes it. Sometimes I wonder how my friend even got attracted to him in the first place...

Well, I hoped you liked this post. If you don't....well, can't blame you for having your own opinion. Carpe diem and seize the cake.