Vocaloid!

 Hello! I'm here to talk about....VOCALOID!! Wait, what's Vocaloid? Easy. It's a voice synthesizing project that allows users to make songs. There's different voices with names. My favourite are Luka and Kaito. These characters don't have actual canon personalities as the creators thought it'd limit the creativity (I can see the reason in that) but fans like to make up their own. The typical ones are listed below:

Kaito- ice cream addict, a bit too....ummmm, nice? Soft? Weak?

Meiko- drunk violent motherly type. Sake addict.

Miku- energetic and...how do I say this? Two sprinkles short of a cupcake.

Rin- the mischievous Kagamine twin. Orange addict.

Len- the softer Kagamine twin.Banana addict. 

Gakupo- pervert,eccentric- you know the type. Eggplant addict.

Luka- one word: tsundere. But violent too. Tuna addict.

 There's others but I'm kinda too lazy to type it all in. 

Eyes

 My left eye is swollen. Yesterday when I woke up, my eye started hurting. Then last night it started swelling. When I woke up this morning, my eye was almost swollen shut. It was puffy and red and all around blegh. The doctor says it's probably just a big bite or something, nothing serious which is good. I have an ointment to make sure it doesn't get infected. 

I drew this while waiting for my turn at the clinic.

I'm Stalking You

 Yesterday was really a lot of fun. I have a close friend named Selina and she likes to collect funny pick up lines that you can use to joke around. There's this guy both Selina and I know (I'm more acquainted with him though) named Grayson. Another friend and I nicknamed him Grumpy Cat because of his easily-peeved personality. It's always hilarious to watch him because he does the funniest things. Like swiping his hand under his nose then staring at his hand in disgust.

 Well anyways, Selina and I decided on plan called...Operation Oprah (everyone loves Oprah) 

The plan was to get Grayson to spill the names of one of his crushes. That's right: not crush but crushes. That guy is a P-L-A-Y-E-R player! Not really. The funny part of all this was the pickup line Selina pulled at the end.

"Do you live in a cornfield because I'm stalking you!"

Now Grayson keeps asking me to get Selina to stop stalking him. My reply is that she's a crazy cat lady who doesn't know the word stop.

 Life is always more fun when you have crazy cat ladies around.